godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
cleromancy: how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated
Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign...
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
My favourite poem
She once asked me the name of my favourite poet and I replied God She laughed and played along and asked me which one of his works was my absolute favourite I said it was the one where he wrote her into existence xq